The Main Merch: SG-2000

So, we begin with the introduction of the product of AWESOME!

*drumroll, please*

This is the 
SG-2000 Home Spa Machine.

It comes in a box which includes:

• The main machine
• A hose which is pretty long
• A spa mat
• An inflatable headrest
• The apparatus you can drill into your wall that your main machine hangs on to

What's so special about it?
(for detailed information on each point, click the links on the side panel)

• Well, first of all, it's a THREE IN ONE machine...

It emits Far Infra-Red Rays

It gives out ozone and negative ions

It generates Ultrasonic Waves

• Secondly, it effects your body in FIVE wonderful ways...

Internal Warming
Deep Cleansing
Exercise and Relaxation
Total Beauty Care
Total Body Massage

• Finally, has several ADVANTAGES including...

Economical

Convenient

Maintains Privacy

Maintains Higher Personal Hygiene 

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So there we go ladies and gentlemen,

That was the main machine.

Isn't it awesome?

Like, Pshaaaaa, dude.