Intro!

Another blog on the interweb!

But this could actually change your life.

The site's still under construction so bear with me.

Anyway,

What we have here is a machine

(that looks like a vacuum cleaner and acts like a leafblower)

that allows you to literally spa in the comforts of your own home!

This is what it looks like without a bathtub...

And this is what it looks like in my bathroom...

The head

The neck

The 36inch wide tub filled with water and bath oils.

Chamomile, Hayseed and Juniper to be exact.

Yes, I'm not just preaching the awesomeness of the machine, I'm a user as well!

Also, to note, I've got Spinal Muscular Atrophy Type 3

(a.k.a the Kugelberg-Welander Disease)

and I'm pretty sure I'm getting better!

So there's testimony for you.

(I still can't run though)

So, to reiterate just how awesome the machine is,

if it could wear sun-glasses it would do a roundhouse kick and incapacitate

Chuck Norris!

GO TO THE SIDE PANELS AND START EXPLORING THIS WEBSITE!